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The Modern Rogue (28 days ago)
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Gavin Jakub (4 days ago)
you should do a video learning outdoor skills seriously cause watching you try to make an arrow was cringe x10000000. you could have used the knife to baton and carve out the slit and you cant use wet wood for that. fail fail fail x10000000x2000000. haha better luck next time. and the cut all you guys needed was super glue medical tape and to grow a pair
Nate Quinn (4 days ago)
r/hadtohurt
adam poulter (14 days ago)
It would also help to flip the arrow over so that the fletching perpendicular to the bow shaft points away to prevent it from clipping the bow shaft
jacob untitled (17 days ago)
The Modern Rogue advice on archery and your arrow making. First I’ll tackle your shooting style. Arrow should be on the left same side of the bow as your string arm. Hook the string in thee fingers between the tip knuckle and middle knuckle and twist it slightly towards the tip knuckle this stops your arrow from swinging off your bow. Turn your body so you’re at an angle to the target hold your bow arm stiff and straight while gripping the string twist your bow arm so the inside of your elbow is facing your string hand. Lift the bow keeping the bow arm straight as an arrow to your target. Bring your string hand back keeping your elbow in a triangle pulling with your back and shoulder NOT your arm and sort of hook your fingers into the corner of your mouth. Now here is the part that takes practice you have to not let go of the string but let the string pull out of your fingers. This stops the arrow from flying oddly in the air. The turn in your elbow stops the string from slapping your inner elbow. As far as arrows go yes straighter wood will help greatly also trimming your fletchings
Alden Rogers (23 days ago)
Epic fails, perhaps?
The Blue Fire (44 minutes ago)
You can shave the stick down to be kinda straight.
xVanguardx (57 minutes ago)
The number of times they said 'shaft' and 'head' was just distracting lol
James Cole (1 hour ago)
Next time plce the shaft on the back of the table, put the concrete on top and create a make shift vice, then cut downwards with all of yours hand out the way, best off if you can put your weight on it and get your body over it. Mcguyver that s#¡™, you wouldn't have the ability to have all that protective equipment while modern rouging it in an apocalypse.
Julian Christensen (3 hours ago)
i read the disclaimer at the beginning as homophobia and thought the timestamp you gave was the part where brian tenderly removes jason's stitches
shortalay (6 hours ago)
I thought Hydrogen Peroxide was no longer recommended near wounds.
Rhodes Gifford (1 day ago)
I knew it would happen that is like the number one knife rule do not cut towards yourself just like don't point a gun at someone or yourself
night fire (1 day ago)
Don’t worry man, I split my right index finger down the bone and chopped a good bit off of my thumb at the same time on a table saw. Happens to the best of us, especially to a 15 year old using moms table saw without permission😂
Maynard Stef (1 day ago)
Y’all are from Texas saw the HEB hydrogen peroxide
MADGAMER XL (1 day ago)
I haven't watched the video yet and I already know Brian is going to the ER Edit:well that was in expected
Legate Leonis (1 day ago)
I honestly respect how calm Jason stayed despite apparently cutting himself pretty good. Obviously their techniques (regarding safety) left much to be desired, but he didn't freak out and do anything silly. So, I rate this guy a C+
Antheaxe U (1 day ago)
killd the hardening
Dominick Caldwell (2 days ago)
what you should of done is instead of using the saw like saw use the stick instead and rub the stick the saw so more aless switch the role of stick and saw around completely way more safe
depressed owl (2 days ago)
We need them on Gmm perfect combining of 2 iconic duos
Zakiry (2 days ago)
I never had stitches, idk if I’m england they give them out more sparingly, but I split my chin open, and a sizeable hole in my head ( got hit with a metal pipe, big divot in my head a lot of blood etc), deep cuts everywhere really, have aton of scars, the most if got is a bandage wrapped round my head to catch the blood
Snipe Shot (2 days ago)
Is no one going to point out how if you just listen to it no video it’s just a lot of dick jokes
Xavier Hourigan (3 days ago)
No disrespect!
Xavier Hourigan (3 days ago)
Everybody except the guy who cut himself was freaky out! Over a not very serious cut on his thumb!
Xavier Hourigan (2 days ago)
Iam a fan I wasn’t trying to get under your skin in anyway keep up the good, funny content!!!
The Modern Rogue (2 days ago)
Eh. It was pretty serious.
Sam Marcotte (3 days ago)
Though you are not suppose to air out your wounds, it just feels wrong not to.
ugly engie (3 days ago)
Am I the only one who wonders how they left the desk exactly the same for 8 weeks until they could get back to the project
The Modern Rogue (2 days ago)
Why do you think that’s what happened?
RyllenKriel (3 days ago)
This is a great comedy of errors. You guys really need to practice your fletching, but this was very entertaining! I hope Hello Kitty takes at least nine lives.
tender12 (3 days ago)
I wish i had money to buy those ear buds but i can since like all of the money goes to rent that can barley be payed
Mikkedx (4 days ago)
What I would have done was shaved down the "handle" part of the key and used the smaller area to fasten it onto the stick. The "handle" is thicker so it probably would have worked a bit better and cut easier.
Gavin Jakub (4 days ago)
you should do a video learning outdoor skills seriously cause watching you try to make an arrow was cringe x10000000. you could have used the knife to baton and carve out the slit and you cant use wet wood for that. fail fail fail x10000000x2000000. haha better luck next time. and the cut all you guys needed was super glue medical tape and to grow a pair
Joshua Appleby (4 days ago)
I'm surprised the amount of times you both said shaft, tip, insert, rough and smooth without laughing. Edit. Also I too cut myself today actually with my drimmel.
suicidle zombie (4 days ago)
I had a similar accident that resulted in 6 stitches to my left thumb
Lennex Gray (4 days ago)
7:35 "jesus christ"
Redneck Patriot (4 days ago)
Try Cats tail next time or take your bent stick use fire and a rock and roll it funny video
Redneck Patriot (4 days ago)
Wow so much wrong with everything funny video
The Beatings (4 days ago)
This is sad
Chris Lankford (4 days ago)
Is it bad that I clicked on this hoping someone got shot with an arrow
Jacob Thornton (4 days ago)
Guy says lets make arrows, picks up poison ivy😅
SomaliSmuli (4 days ago)
Just a small heads up about stitches. If you do decide to remove them by your self, make sure the line that was exposed doesn't get pulled trough your skin as it's dirty. Clip one end as close to the skin as possible.
Dilloncw (5 days ago)
these guys spent an insane amount of time effort and materials trying to put a damn notch in a branch, all they had to do was place the knife on the end of the branch and baton it with something heavy.
Dilloncw (5 days ago)
I don’t understand how they can even manage to be so unsafe with those knives. As soon as I saw him cutting towards himself it made me cringe.
Slimed Fries (5 days ago)
Goddammit
Corbin H (5 days ago)
This is what happens when you give nerds sharp things
YoungBuck (5 days ago)
When u know u could have had the knife facing up and slam the stick on the knife that could make the notch for the arrow Head but let's just cut towards yourself 😂 but hey they still got it done
ju5t1nyu (5 days ago)
I need a relationship like what Brian and Jason have
EricSteel414 (6 days ago)
All this talk about the Head and the shaft is making people all hot and bothered. Lmao
TFViper (6 days ago)
nnnaah, stop the bleeding, squirt some super glue in it, keep goin.
Dilloncw (5 days ago)
Good thing they don’t take advice from their comments
Sam Shaffer (6 days ago)
Oooooo i hated this
Your's Truly (6 days ago)
Finding a straight shaft, might find that hard in this time and age
Tyler Joseph Schommer (6 days ago)
It. Was. Already. Sterilized. So. The. Fire. Was. UNNECESSARY. AND. POINTLESS.
Tyler Joseph Schommer (4 days ago)
@The Modern Rogue Yes. But. Emphasis. Is. Needed. Sometimes. Also, hello, thanks for responding.
The Modern Rogue (6 days ago)
So. Kinda. Like. Those. Periods. Between. Words?
Brandon Osborne (7 days ago)
I had a similar experience happen to me where I cut my right hand all the way down to the muscle. Every time I use knives, I now always have my injury and very prominent scar in mind. It sucks to see this happen, but it’s a very good learning experience!
Kayley Meredith (7 days ago)
Hello Kitty is a little girl in a costume (according to Sanrio themselves) she'll shank a mofo, don't doubt it.
Kayley Meredith (7 days ago)
Heating your tool may remove germs, it doesn't remove actual dirt/debris
Kayley Meredith (7 days ago)
Also the antibiotic in OTC ointments is almost useless. Keeping wounds lubricated with plain petroleum is really just as effective.
Daniel Liles (7 days ago)
ive been cut so many times worse than this, and never went to the hospital, Cut into my leg so deep i could literally see fat.
Brandon Atkinson (7 days ago)
Can we get a gore compilation? Like a 3-5 second clip of every counter reset? Maybe set it to music lol
Drake Imagi (8 days ago)
I did pretty much the same thing too days ago and quoted this way to much while they stitched me up
Ioan Gogov (8 days ago)
Honestly im not saying his injury was small or insignificant.although they didnt how it.but the way brian jumped when he saw just blood is the peak manliness on this show.its also not really adequate to throw anythinf you are holding out of fear in such a case. Resetting the injury counter crossed his mind The knife crossed his thumb
Chance Carroll Vlogs (8 days ago)
His thumb looks like a tiny klansmam
Conner Winston (8 days ago)
Well when I was younger I learned this the hard way just like you 😂but i got 8 or 10 stitches
Christopher Johnson (8 days ago)
Wild rosrs grow pretty much ideal arrow shafts. You just dress 'em, bundle 'em, and let 'em cure.
Necro Nemekun (8 days ago)
12:40 that's a t-shirt right there.
Guy That (8 days ago)
Hydrogen peroxide is bad for wounds
Adam Bieber (9 days ago)
Look into sugardine fellas. Also known in some parts as sugar pack. Make some and keep it with you at all times
Isaac Odegard (9 days ago)
Cut towards your buddy NOT your body!
The LEGOMIND (10 days ago)
Watching them cut towards their hands gave me a ton of anxiety
Kody Bates (10 days ago)
I had this idea that you support the key from behind with the arrow, but only tape it to keep it in the groove. At this point use the corner of the stone to grind barbs into the key so when it hits flesh, the key will stick into the body and the arrow will fall away, leaving your prey to dig out the key instead of ripping it out, hopefully causing more damage.
Giorgi Tsiklauri (10 days ago)
The best way I've found to use a saw for cutting slits into wood is holding the saw in place and moving the wood across it. I know it's still not that safe but it's a lot safer than the opposite method.
Pepe The frog (11 days ago)
No one is going to say about how brian said 14 minutes into the vid -im more scared of hello kitty stabbing me then anything
Serif Sans Serif (11 days ago)
Bah! I've cut myself worse and never went for stitches... (cutting stale bread for croutons with a chef's knife). But it is nice to see how much Brian does to take care of his friend and talk about safety this episode... :)
lizard guy666 (12 days ago)
weird fletch.. but ok
Allen Bryant (13 days ago)
Jason, if you think that having stitches pulled from your finger is a weird sensation, try having them pulled from your scrotum. That is a little disconcerting.
Phillip Ellis (13 days ago)
So many things wrong in the first 30 secs... I watched for the er visit
Dallas Welch (13 days ago)
I was cringing the hole time he was notching the arrows.
a bundle of bananas (13 days ago)
I honestly thought Brian would be the one to reset the injury counter, not jason
Nathan Levis (14 days ago)
... couldn't they just wear cut proof gloves.....????
ZK___420___ZK (14 days ago)
You call yourself a modern rogue but you stopped everything the minute you scratched your finger. Super glue that shit back together. Seals it shut, stops the bleeding in seconds, and creates a barrier to prevent infection. You don't even need a bandage. 60 seconds to get back to work, compared to 8 weeks and a hospital bill.
Olav Hansen (15 days ago)
My go to technique to cut into things (never cut myself "playing" with knives in scouts so I feel like it's legit advice) is to grab the stick in the left hand close to the end, knife in the right. Then gently put the knife on the edge of the stick, keeping the alignment correct with your right hand putting pressure on with your left.
HHorH (15 days ago)
Please please just learn what a vice.... this hurts to watch
Joseph Pratt (15 days ago)
I love y'all but you REALLY need to start the video with a dont try ANY of this at home
Colin Leppert (16 days ago)
Don't cut towards self. Bad boi. No
Azure Drake (16 days ago)
take the stone and cut towards the stone on top of the stick with your hand on top of the stone
Travis Bohanan (16 days ago)
Your wound is almost identical to mine, only I went through the fingernail and cut the entire side off.
Asher Lennon (16 days ago)
Travis Bohanan that’s not the same at all then.
DaemonTalons (16 days ago)
Your "fletching" wasnt properly positioned with the bow string notch. You had one fletch hitting the bow solidly, causing the arrow to veer off to the side. However, hilarious video guys!!!
nikit Hayagardabhih (16 days ago)
When I got cut like that as a kid I'd just wrap it with string to stop the bleeding, dress and leave it, never went to the er for anything like that, my fingers are covered in scars
Fiasco Fox Official (16 days ago)
r.i.p jason's thumb
Neohki XB1 (16 days ago)
Wasn’t gonna watch then saw “er” and instantly clicked
GueyDuck13 (17 days ago)
love the subtitles in this episode
Reuben Willard (17 days ago)
My greate uncle's were all cattle farmers, they would always stitch up each other's wounds with veterinarian supplies. They stopped stitching each other up when my great-grandpa discovered that super glue works better...
Alan Hardcastle (16 days ago)
It works but retards healing. There are body glues on the market for wounds
Reuben Willard (17 days ago)
Just a heads up for the future, mixing hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol can make an acid that has the potential to burn you.
Leonard Greenpaw (5 days ago)
its just a ketone, with a fairly slow reaction rate, I wouldnt worry about it
Travis Lowrey (17 days ago)
This is sad. someone show these poor guys how to make a proper arrow.
Jack H (17 days ago)
Here's the thing, their form is just really bad this whole video
Spark Memes (17 days ago)
I cringe every time you guys get hurt but I can't help but laugh, I don't know if that makes me a bad person.
Brannon Bot (17 days ago)
"At this point I'm more scared of hello kitty stabbing me"
Cody Thomas (18 days ago)
I love how Jason puts on gloves *after* he cuts himself.
Trent McNeal (18 days ago)
What happens to er visit
Skunk Ape (18 days ago)
I've never been to the ER for a cut, and I've cut myself 10x's worse than what was seen in this video. Sorry, I care more about my money than my body lol, #merica.
Daniel N (18 days ago)
You can bend the arrow straight above a flame and it will hold it's shape if you do it correctly...
The Dealer (18 days ago)
"Is this poison ivy?" Guess we'll find out.
Hayden Ring (18 days ago)
Hey love the vid but if u wanna take that bow to the next level all u need is a few fiberglass highway markers. Put those in the bow b4 u close it. it gives it more pull strength , it would make it last longer ,and it would be more durable all around .
ThAnOs (18 days ago)
LOL
Itatsu Uchiha (19 days ago)
I learned the lesson of dont move a blade towards your hands a long time ago even if you think you have the best handling skills in the world you dont bring a blade towards you as its job is to cut
ElDiablo70281 (19 days ago)
"How NOT to Make an Arrow and Disregard Knife Safety at the Same Time" There, I fixed the title. Have they never heard the term "straight as an arrow" before?
FactoryofRedstone (16 days ago)
Not just that, but that point would be completely in effective for combat or everything else except target shooting. After the 2 cm behind the pointy bit there is a flat at an right angle that just stops the arrow from penetrating further. Also the fetching is to big, especially with duct tape that is rather soft, compared to feathers making it big doesn't help to stabilse the arrow instead it just flaps around. Also it's completely unaerodynamic and contains right angles. Not just that the shaft is not strait, it is a completly different diameter all over the place. Oh and if they just would have used a sharp knife instead of that saw. (Yes he cut himself with that knife, but it doesn't look to sharp.) I still wonder how the other guy didn't cut himself with that saw.
Mable Stark (19 days ago)
The fact that you used shaft and head a thousand times and didnt even smirk is admirable
Judah Mills (19 days ago)
Need to put a nock at the end or most of the force of the bow will slip off.
Thomas Hawkins (19 days ago)
make sure the wood is sturdy. take the knife, put the point on the wood, face the blade in the direction of where you want to cut. hit the butt of the knife with the saw handle. it will split the wood at the end without your fingers near the blade.
Nikko Gajowniczek (20 days ago)
Don’t forget about the time when a knife went through Brian’s hand

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